Now for some trash-talkin'....
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Adonael and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one with another racer, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add your car vs. my car to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See at map, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because you KNOWS you can't beat me and you're not even gonna try!
So Adonael, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at the event. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at the event.
See Adonael, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the race.
Whatchya gonna do when Wonkamania runs wild over you?!?!

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